"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best
in elementary school i constantly scored as reading at a college level but then i got to college and suddenly everyone’s reading at college level.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A POST THAT SO ACCURATELY DESCRIBES MY LIFE.
Everyone gets straight and gay, so I’m leaving those out.
You are now informed.
Actually, this really clears it up for me.
Are you a 30-count jazz run at a 4-to-5 cause you make it hard to breathe
Me when I walk with my mom somewhere
are you spongebob or squidward I can’t tell
somehow I’m both
Wow this is great
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening.
my dad dropped out of school and lived in a treehouse for a year and i bring it up everytime he tries to give me advice for my future
harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively
and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like
no not again
Younger hogwarts students having pajama parties in their common rooms once in a while, with the older ones keeping an eye on them but not interfering too much to make the young ones feel like they’re independent.
Muggle born ones introducing their friends to Disney movies. 11/12 years old all curled up on a pile of pillows and mattresses next to the fireplace, with warm milk and honey watching Mulan.
this is so cute
Just read wifi as wifey and I think that sums up my relationship with the internet
i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the ant seemed sad it wasn’t even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day